Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for August 15, 2017

Just wait until you grow into your mansion!

No, but it makes your head seem really small.

Looks like your life has spiraled out of control.

Shell be right.

Her old one was a shell of her former self.

Others will think badly of you, that shell once belonged to a nauti-lass

Yep

excuse me, would you repeat that?

your butt is so big it obscured your word balloon

Looks more like a “beehive” hairdo!

My mother in law asked me that once, she obviously didn’t like the reply as I haven’t seen or heard from her in years.

That was one of the best things I have done in life.

Don’t ask the question – if you don’t want an honest answer.

No, your butt makes the shell look small.

Hey, they may not be the height of fashion, but comfy mom shells are perfect for when you just want to relax and unwind.

I don’t know, I’ve never seen it.

hope the reply doesn’t make her crabby…