Garfield by Jim Davis for September 29, 2017

It seems like there would be some kind of law against making out with your cat…

You are so lovestruck, Jon Arbuckle.

What? Purring isn’t good enough, Jon? I know it’s not everyday but still…

Jon. The “man” born without testosterone.

Oye Jon lad;how do you feel about a big wet juicy tuna breath kiss?

Two words: sandpaper tongue.

First, gross. Second, the girlfriend walks him to the door?

Don’t go there.

Go see a therapist, Jon

Well, you wouldn’t want Garfield to kiss you like THAT, Jon. You’d get a mouthful of cat hair! But I did have a kitty that gave me kisses. She’s lick my face. I miss her so much!

That’s disturbing that he wants a romantic kiss from his cat. I have 2 cats and a husband. No way do I want my cats kissing me the way my husband does.

SHE was at HIS house and he just let her go home? Or maybe…

Is Liz dropping Jon off from a date? She kissed him good night at the door? Then he wants to kiss Garfield the same way to compare his kiss with Liz’s? Jon you are one sick dude man!

Garfield is not the loving, affectionate, kissy type.

In fact, That pretty much sums up any cat. Dogs are what you need. A loving, loyal and patient friend.

xxx

Eh Kiss? I think Garfield would end up sandpapering your mouth and claw your chest up.

You’d rather he kissed you now?

Well… actually he did once when Jon went to kiss Liz but missed and kissed Garfield years ago.

lol