Garfield has a lot of dental implants.
Doggy Breath kills. So it’s way worse.
Skunk versus Raccoon in ping pong. Though he can cheat in one round by quickly turning around and spraying him in the face.
Good. They taste so flat without salt anyways.
He got tired of being rejected, so he used a magic art board.
TV has ROPED you in.
If a soggy dollar grows trees, I’m planting a hundred dollar bill. That is if the tree changes the barcodes on them.
Earth is a Green Moon?
Dogs have Blogs?
It would be scarier if the flying monkeys were real.