Tom Toles for July 20, 2017

It’s not collusion if one side is taking orders

Well, Donnie, you COULD always admit to EVERYTHING, put it ALL out in the open…and then resign!

I’d love to hear Vlad say…“You’re fired”.

Shhhh. The dust bunnies are wired.

@ edward thomas:

I appreciated your comment yesterday, and added another stanza to “You’ve Got to Cross That Loathsome Folly.” Not as clever as yours, I admit.

NOT DISCLOSED – {a rhyme}

Is THIS why their meeting was not disclosed?: -

- Vlad was in charge and Donald brown-nosed

by saying that “Anything goes”

and “whatever You might propose”

and “to Your will I’m predisposed.”

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Trump said it was “brief and informal.” Now he says it was 15 minutes. Observers at the G20 said it was over an hour.

This AM he said he never would have hired Sessions if he knew he would recuse himself. He’s also “warning” Mueller. Hmmm. Impeachment, anyone? Next stop: Obstruction of justice!

Trump was renegotiating his personal loan with Putin.

Trump traded Crimea and Ukraine for a billion dollars and the Russian hacking of the DNC.

We need to decide on proper terminology: is Trump Putin’s puppet, his poodle, or his punk?

If I wasn’t watching it in real time, I wouldn’t believe it.

They can’t meet at Trump Tower. He’ll have to meet Putin at the Ritz.

If the Republicans who are getting their way don’t care about this, is it really anything to worry about? Until we have a Congress who takes this kind of think seriously, we will only hear about the meetings he gets caught having.

Subpoena his tax returns. Then the covfefe will hit the fan.