I’ve heard you can be an eagle or an owl. They say that you can’t soar with the eagles in the morning if you hoot with the owls at night. I hoot with owls myself.
Pigeons are lummoxes. Other birds find them annoying because they sort of waddle in and take up space. It’s the mourning doves you don’t want to be; those guys are vicious.
A man raises free range chickens. Eagles swoop down and kill them. He figures eagles cost him about $150,000 per year.
(They figure he sure sets a good table.)
He was showing people around and pointed out two sets of remains. One had been mostly devoured. The other had been killed and left otherwise untouched. He believes it was killed just for fun.
Add eagles to the list of creatures which kill for fun. We are not alone.
Templo S.U.D. almost 7 years ago
Does being an eagle incline eating at the table?
alondra almost 7 years ago
Stay off my balcony Earl! We have enough pigeon doo doo out there!
laughingkitty almost 7 years ago
I’ve heard you can be an eagle or an owl. They say that you can’t soar with the eagles in the morning if you hoot with the owls at night. I hoot with owls myself.
ANIMAL almost 7 years ago
GREAT product placement there…… I hope he (Brian) gets a check for that.
cubswin2016 almost 7 years ago
Do as I say. Don’t do as I do.
cupertino jay almost 7 years ago
life choices? dean wormer’s advice to Flounder in AnimalHouse (’78): “Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son”
Linguist almost 7 years ago
Pigeons are just rats with feathers !
Jeff0811 almost 7 years ago
Th nice thing about Opal is she keeps Earl grounded.
Germanshepherds4ever almost 7 years ago
Go home, Nelson. It’s just next door!
Reaven almost 7 years ago
Well, when you consider whether urban pigeons or eagles are the ones more in threat of extinction, maybe you don’t want to be the eagle.
David Huie Green ForceIsAUsefulFiction almost 7 years ago
Know thyself.
Number Three almost 7 years ago
I’d be an Eagle. Proud and majestic.
xxx
dadoctah almost 7 years ago
Pigeons are lummoxes. Other birds find them annoying because they sort of waddle in and take up space. It’s the mourning doves you don’t want to be; those guys are vicious.
David Huie Green ForceIsAUsefulFiction almost 7 years ago
A man raises free range chickens. Eagles swoop down and kill them. He figures eagles cost him about $150,000 per year.
(They figure he sure sets a good table.)
He was showing people around and pointed out two sets of remains. One had been mostly devoured. The other had been killed and left otherwise untouched. He believes it was killed just for fun.
Add eagles to the list of creatures which kill for fun. We are not alone.