Tom Toles for June 14, 2017

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    Old_Curmudgeon   about 7 years ago

    PRAISE-IDENTS – {a rhyme}

    They’re his “Praise-i-dents,” he regards the formers.

    By Trump’s high standards they were Under-performers.

    It’s TRUMP who’s the champion reformer.

    It’s TRUMP who’s America’s transformer.

    NOT!!

    He’s the NADIR of our nation’s DEformers!!

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    Old_Curmudgeon   about 7 years ago

    OBSEQUIOUS TOADIES – {a rhyme}

    On fire are the pants

    of the {sycophants} syco-fants

    in The Donald’s cabinet.

    Trump’s like a {magnet} maginet

    for obsequious toadies

    [like a rock-star’s roadies].

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    Old_Curmudgeon   about 7 years ago

    ORANGE JULIUS – {limerick and coda}

    There once was an odd election

    of a “Caesar” with an odd complexion

    named “Orange-faced Julius”.

    His brain miniscule-ious,

    he deserved our immediate rejection.

    … Coda:

    With his mind undeveloped, grade-school-ious,

    he presided in a manner mis-rule-ious.

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    Masterskrain Premium Member about 7 years ago

    I’m not sure whether this is funny, scary, or really, really sad….

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    SeanT  about 7 years ago

    Donny Two-Scoops hires only the BEST people. The very best.

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    edward thomas Premium Member about 7 years ago

    Then he tries to fire to fire them if they even SLIGHTLY disagree with him!

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    edward thomas Premium Member about 7 years ago

    And yes, he WOULD try to fire them twice, to make sure it sticks!

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    Masterskrain Premium Member about 7 years ago

    Today is Donny Dumpsterfire’s birthday, which means that he’s one day closer to DYING! So, we DO have something to celebrate!

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    Old_Curmudgeon   about 7 years ago

    TIME FOR RECKONING – {a rhyme}

    A time for reckoning’s arriving: -

    - Can we survive

    this Trump-era jive?

    √ Trumpites: “It’s time for high-fiving.”

    √ Progressives: “We plummet, nose-diving."

    √ Dems: “The Rs are too durn’ conniving.“

    √ Repugs: “It’s okay, since our Plutocrats are thriving.”

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    Norman L Jones  about 7 years ago

    OUCH

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    Alberta Oil Premium Member about 7 years ago

    Any bids out yet for statues of his holiness.. Will need to be biglier than those done of his hero Kim Jong-un.

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    Radish the wordsmith  about 7 years ago

    Trump now at 60% disapproval in Gallup poll. Obama never reached 60% disapproval, Trump reached it faster than any other president.

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    Striped Cat  about 7 years ago

    You do realize that in Trump’s deluded mind he probably sees himself a one of the great leaders of all time. My guess that on his deathbed he will be confident that he will be remembered for centuries to come along with the likes of; Churchill, Washington and Charlemagne.

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    Mr. Blawt  about 7 years ago

    Blessed are the “T” makers.

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    Godfreydaniel  about 7 years ago

    At least at the high (low?) point of his delusions, when he was talking to White House portraits (and they were answering), Nixon didn’t have one of himself yet…….

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    Diane Lee Premium Member about 7 years ago

    And, these are the people who are running the country. There wasn’t a trace of integrity or self respect evident in that room. Scary

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    avalon1  about 7 years ago

    What a self aggrandizing douche bag, and his little band of brown nosers. No spine, integrity, humility, or sympathy for anyone not in their clique. All the worst that humanity has to offer. Disgusting.

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    Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo]  about 7 years ago

    Ed Stein @edsteininkAccording to Trump, Comey totally vindicated him, but Comey was lying. Explain, please?09 Jun

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    pam Miner  about 7 years ago

    That was upsetting to watch all those synchphants kissing his big are.

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    danketaz Premium Member about 7 years ago

    Thou shalt not have any gods before Trump?

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    Radish the wordsmith  about 7 years ago

    Everyone is at fault except the GOP and NRA and the liberal gun laws that they passed.

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    Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo]  about 7 years ago

    Liberals are not a fount of violence and hate speech. Our president and the Nazi and KKK types infesting the Republican party. Those may have fueled it even though the shooter was not Republican. Violence begets violence.

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