Tom Toles for June 14, 2017

PRAISE-IDENTS – {a rhyme}

They’re his “Praise-i-dents,” he regards the formers.

By Trump’s high standards they were Under-performers.

It’s TRUMP who’s the champion reformer.

It’s TRUMP who’s America’s transformer.

NOT!!

He’s the NADIR of our nation’s DEformers!!

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OBSEQUIOUS TOADIES – {a rhyme}

On fire are the pants

of the {sycophants} syco-fants

in The Donald’s cabinet.

Trump’s like a {magnet} maginet

for obsequious toadies

[like a rock-star’s roadies].

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ORANGE JULIUS – {limerick and coda}

There once was an odd election

of a “Caesar” with an odd complexion

named “Orange-faced Julius”.

His brain miniscule-ious,

he deserved our immediate rejection.

… Coda:

With his mind undeveloped, grade-school-ious,

he presided in a manner mis-rule-ious.

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I’m not sure whether this is funny, scary, or really, really sad….

Donny Two-Scoops hires only the BEST people. The very best.

Then he tries to fire to fire them if they even SLIGHTLY disagree with him!

And yes, he WOULD try to fire them twice, to make sure it sticks!

Today is Donny Dumpsterfire’s birthday, which means that he’s one day closer to DYING! So, we DO have something to celebrate!

TIME FOR RECKONING – {a rhyme}

A time for reckoning’s arriving: -

- Can we survive

this Trump-era jive?

√ Trumpites: “It’s time for high-fiving.”

√ Progressives: “We plummet, nose-diving."

√ Dems: “The Rs are too durn’ conniving.“

√ Repugs: “It’s okay, since our Plutocrats are thriving.”

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OUCH

Any bids out yet for statues of his holiness.. Will need to be biglier than those done of his hero Kim Jong-un.

Trump now at 60% disapproval in Gallup poll. Obama never reached 60% disapproval, Trump reached it faster than any other president.

You do realize that in Trump’s deluded mind he probably sees himself a one of the great leaders of all time. My guess that on his deathbed he will be confident that he will be remembered for centuries to come along with the likes of; Churchill, Washington and Charlemagne.

Blessed are the “T” makers.

At least at the high (low?) point of his delusions, when he was talking to White House portraits (and they were answering), Nixon didn’t have one of himself yet…….

And, these are the people who are running the country. There wasn’t a trace of integrity or self respect evident in that room. Scary

What a self aggrandizing douche bag, and his little band of brown nosers. No spine, integrity, humility, or sympathy for anyone not in their clique. All the worst that humanity has to offer. Disgusting.

Ed Stein @edsteininkAccording to Trump, Comey totally vindicated him, but Comey was lying. Explain, please?09 Jun

That was upsetting to watch all those synchphants kissing his big are.

Thou shalt not have any gods before Trump?

Everyone is at fault except the GOP and NRA and the liberal gun laws that they passed.

Liberals are not a fount of violence and hate speech. Our president and the Nazi and KKK types infesting the Republican party. Those may have fueled it even though the shooter was not Republican. Violence begets violence.