Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for May 17, 2017

Is the cat purring, or giggling?

Comey sure knew how to write for the New York Times best seller list

He’s going to write what he knows . . . a murder mystery.

Great idea M’Lady……Anyway, Geeze, look at his plot lines! He’s never going to get anywhere…..

She creates a lot of openings for Obviousman.

Not only should people read more, they really need to write more….Why don’t people write more?

“Hey! I just heard Bill Gates is a billionaire. Maybe we should try that.”

Why some women don’t live as long as others

I’d bet that she’ll get mad when he tells her he thinks she ought to try shutting the heck up. Just a guess mind you.

When it comes to a muse, I’ll stay with Olivia Newton-John!

Nothing like being appreciated. Yep, it’s nothing like it.

STEVEDODGE, but we’re special people aren’t we? Or is it spacial people?

It’s bad enough we have a POTUS setting the example for non-readers, but with the ever diminishing attention span of Americans, it is hard for a writer to find a literary market for a book.

I’m not sure which is the greater struggle, sometimes. Writing the damn book or getting people to buy it, and read it !

The cat is a cat. It simply does not care and does what it will.

My wife kept telling me I needed to write Harlequins because they are almost “fill in the blanks” formulistic, but I told her Dave Berg (Mad’s Lighter Side of Love) would have to illustrate it because it would inevitably come out a satire.

The cat has an opinion on her opinion!

My wife told me to get a p*n*s enlarger so I did. Her name is Kim and she’s 22 years old

That should get me banned permanently

There’s a line between naiveté and sarcasm – a very porous line…