Tom Toles for May 05, 2017

Well, projectile vomiting DOES send people running away!

It’s funny. And it’s an editorial. But it’s not entirely honest either.

A NIGHTMARE’S MONSTER – {a limerick and an image}

What damage the Rightists are doin’ us,

by pushin’ ideas which are ruinous

right down our throat.

They’re sinkin’ our boat.

Like a nightmare’s monster’s pursuin’ us.

… Image:

https://metrouk2.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/trump.png?w=748&h=439&crop=1

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The House actually celebrating that they passed that crap is what sickens me most. “Ooo, look what we did!”

Recall philosopher Thomas Hobbes, – that without adequate governance there’ll be “war of all against all” in which life is “… nasty, brutish and short”:

WEAPONIZED HOSTILITIES – {a limerick}

Among the possibilities:

Weaponized incivilities. -

- Trumpism goads,

then our nation explodes

in mayhem’s violent hostilities.

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Republicans, normalizing vomit, again.

A great way to save money on our military. Serve spoiled MREs at the DMZ. Our service people can then vomit along the border.When the unsuspecting NK troops slip in the slime, we can pick them off without exposing our position. Assuming, of course, that we’re still not vomiting!

Too bad Donnie Dumpsterfire forgot that it’s gonna be almost impossible to get “Drumfpdon’tcare” through the Senate.

After several more years of frat-house binge-drinking “Old Payback,” the Republicans will eventually wake up lying in their own vomit, leaving the Democratic custodians to once again clean up the mess.

Good morning everyone.

Because Senate seats aren’t protect by gerrymandering, I would predict that their version of the bill would be much more like Romneycare (Obamacare was based on it about 98.6%). Because once people read the bill (which apparently the members of the House didn’t do), millions upon millions of them will make their displeasure known to their Senators.

There once was an Uncle named Sam

Sent John Bull running off on the lam

But now all this Trump bull

Is giving him trouble

And Uncle Sam is finding he’s damned

If trump gets his way we won’t have to worry about voting anymore. The nausea was pre-existing, so lets keep Uncle Sam away from the voting booth. I’m sure after the success of the GOP, we can all see they know what is best for all of us and we can do away with those messy elections.

Life is now a pre-existing condition.