Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for May 22, 2017

Turn on the faucet in the sink. You’ll be still obeying the letter of the law.

Now he can just turn on the water and hide out.

He’s been in the tub. Now turn on the water. Still meets the law

You can tell how good a kids day was by how dirty they are

Epic loophole fail.

Great, now I can’t read the replies on featured comments. i thought I was done with that problem.

Experienced as she is, I’m sure she will be checking on him soon regardless the sound of running water.

FARSIDE99 Still NFG when I tried to reply to you. I think it’s random

This Mom will not be duped.

Calvin, the literalist…

Trapped by the details.

I guess I was a weird kid because I wanted to take a bath. I couldn’t sleep when I was dirty and gritty. I still can’t.

I’ve always wondered why kids hate baths so much.

xxx

Mom ought to be careful with what she says, Calvin may not turn the water off once the tub is full.