Ripley's Believe It or Not by Ripley’s Believe It or Not! for April 05, 2017

poor Ms. Harvey… always getting asked she needs to go to the hospital where her condition acts up in public

Blood drips from her nose, ears, fingertips, scalp, and tongue, but the drawing shows her bleeding from the eye.

Maybe she needs to back off on the salt.

Ahh found it, they left off a few other places that Ms. Harvey leaks from:

Up until the age of 16, Marnie-Rae Harvey was just a normal teenage girl. But then she started bleeding from her eyes, her ears, her tongue, scalp, nose, gums, her bottom lip and even her fingernails.

And nobody has a clue why.

A real-life zombie! But seriously, though. Can’t she be given some kind of blood-clotting med?

On their days off I bet they let a smile be their umbrella…

How far is Stoke on Trent from Carfax Abbey, or Dr. Seward’s Sanatorium….Is she related to Renfield?

Her parents insensitively would say, “Damn you, Marnie-Rae, you’re bleeding all over the carpet.”

Handel liked to play The Star-Spangled Banner on his amped up electric harpsichord.

OK. Assuming only one 8 hour shift in the umbrella factory 5 days per week, that would only require about 3.8% of the total population of Songxia to produce 350 million umbrellas per year. Longer shifts would reduce the percentage necessary for this output. I wonder if these are the little umbrellas they sell at Dollar Tree.