Jeff Stahler for March 05, 2017

That’s not how it works, kid. But you could ask your parents to recuse themselves from the investigation of your school day on the grounds they’re teachers.

Please eat your brussel sprouts.

Let it play out. Give the administration all the rope it needs to fashion a noose and hang itself. In the meantime, the D’s have to get off their asses and start governing instead of taking the same obstructionist stance the R’s took for the last 8 years.

While you were sleeping or otherwise fixated on Trump, North Korea launched a small flock of missiles that landed in Japanese territorial waters – no injuries were reported. Also the Senate passed a bill to allow construction of the new pipelines to be made with Chinese steel and to sell the oil to the Europeans or other high bidders. Fewer American jobs, higher gas prices and who gets rich off this? Making America Great for the 1%.

Breaking News … Trump apologizes for false statements … in a related story, a squadron of pigs was reported flying over the Capitol Building …

The republican response to this would be skipping dinner and getting that kid his ice cream.