Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for January 18, 2017
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January 19, 2017
Transcript:
Narrator: 36 A.D.-- Boopsie is experiencing a past-life regression. Boopsie: Joanie! It's me, Boopsie! Joanie: How strangely you talk, daughter! Boopsie: Joanie, I'm a future self, having a past-life regression! In 1988, we'll be friends! Joanie: Oh! Well, why didn't you say so? Boopsie: And you, Zonk! My brother now, but in two millennia, my college roommate! Zonker: Gosh! Think of the odds! What a coincidence! B.D.: Yo, women! Is dinner ready? Boopsie: Gasp! My future boyfriend! Joanie and Zonker: Another coincidence!
BE THIS GUY over 7 years ago
Does this regression end with Boopsie being stoned for being a witch?
Watcher over 7 years ago
Maybe she marries Bob Anthony, Marc Anthony’s younger brother and they kill her future boyfriend.
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member over 7 years ago
Even the voices in Boopsie’s head are telling her she’s gone overboard. This is probably a good sign.
AKHenderson Premium Member over 7 years ago
If she goes back in time far enough, will she find B. D. without a helmet?
steverinoCT over 7 years ago
How do you say, “Make me a sammich!” in Latin?
Kip W over 7 years ago
My wife and I visited England with a Richard III tour group and enjoyed castles and battlefields and such. There was a banquet at the end, where I discovered that one reason so many of these nice people were interested in the whole thing is that they’d been there. What are the odds? Well, I guess one might expect reincarnated Richard III characters to be interested in Richard III, but still. It’s just as well I found that out at the very end. Who knows what I’d have eventually said if I’d known it all along?
montessoriteacher over 7 years ago
And we seem to be going back to this backward way of thinking as we head into the trump era.