Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rod Whigham for January 16, 2017

“Molly” must be watching. Let’s see if my ignorance of street terms has paid off and I called it right the first day Molly was mentioned. ;)

My daughters are in their early 30s and say they haven’t heard anyone use Molly as a drug term since they were in high school. For Milford, that makes this cutting-edge stuff.

With a rim that small, it’s a good thing Aaron can dunk. It would be about the only way to make a basket.

I read it as a “suck pass.” Lord knows I made many of those.

P2- Alien mothership in position. Seeking candidates for a Friday night probe. P3- Tilden player on left has a Funky Winkerbean profile and a Rick Springfield haircut.

Did A Quad take molly before the game which might explain his new found energy? Or is he trying to prove himself to his teammates, since they once again appear to be coachless. Or will he crap out in the 2nd half again? So many questions.

A Quad is playing at such a whirlwind pace, even the ants have evacuated.

Oh, and A Quad, watch your head on that ceiling. Your hair might get caught in the rafters.

I’m wondering when the drug testing will take place (if it does).

It’s the Milford Time Warp. Remember this: “He’s got go power, there he goes! He’s feeling his Cheerios.”

Or: “Wonder Bread builds bodies 12 ways.”

Both ends of the court you say. You would think in P2 that he wouldn’t have so much resistance scoring on his own basket.

The mother ship has obviously beamed down “Pistol Pete” Maravich to Milford. Only thing wrong is they gave him 24 instead of 44.

So this time does he poop out after halftime or not? If so, maybe he’s anemic? Which would explain the Molly confusion. Oh wait, no it wouldn’t. Unless he’s anemic and Molly is just his rave friend that for some reason he can’t explain until Friday. How’s that for a random theory? And speaking of theories, there’s a current theory that regular reading of Mopped Up Thorp helps to ward off Alzheimer’s Disease. Or something.

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@Bear. I remember Tennessee running that box and one zone defense to try to stop him. (not sure but they may have been the first team to run that type of defense)