Monty by Jim Meddick for January 07, 2017
January 06, 2017
January 08, 2017
Transcript:
What... What's that noise? What's goin' on down here? What the heck? I... I couldn't hold out any longer... I went to the Mini-Mart and bought their entire stock of Pringles varieties. Oh well... Look on the bright side... You still held out a day and a half longer than the time you gave up Funyuns... Mmm... I didn't even know they had a screamin' dill pickle flavor...
Sir Ruddy Blighter over 7 years ago
I wonder why people think resolutions are absolute—that breaking it once means you can’t try again all year. Seems foolish and doomed to fail.
I don’t know of any other effort in life where people give up after one failure—except maybe skydiving.
kaz.yoshida over 7 years ago
“Screamin Dill Pickle” !? I was shocked to know that it really exists. Not officially in my country I guess…
Brass Orchid Premium Member over 7 years ago
He should have given up writing twice as many books at a higher quality as in the previous year.
arcgap over 7 years ago
product placement overdose
TossedSaladCartoon over 7 years ago
From a 2015 article:
“Pringles is bringing back four limited-edition “holiday” flavors to its chip roster: Cinnamon Sugar Tortillas, White Chocolate, Pecan Pie, Milk Chocolate….”
Kind of makes Screamin’ Dill Pickle sound good!
F-Flash over 7 years ago
Monty maybe you could try “Trix” cereal, oops, I forgot it’s only for kids. Now What?
SwimsWithSharks over 7 years ago
Everybody’s monetizing. Don’t feel guilty about it, Meddick.
cuzinron47 over 7 years ago
Dill pickle flavor? Probably taste alot like salt and vinegar potato chips.
nosirrom over 7 years ago
My wife brought home a bag of Dill Pickle potato chips. Each of us tried one. She didn’t have to worry about anyone else eating her chips.
krcaddis over 7 years ago
Pringles ads have been on TV lately. Any connection? They don’t actually eat them, but use them for goal posts. bit odd?
Squirrelchaser over 7 years ago
Off the subject, sort of, but I tried a bag of Lays Biscuits and Gravy flavored chips – they were really good, at least the first half of the bag, then not as much.
Sisyphos over 7 years ago
Somebody call the Crisis Hotline, quick!
Monty has O-Ded on Pringles!
It’s an emergency: he needs his stomach pumped and his brain vacuumed!