Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for December 27, 2016
December 26, 2016
December 28, 2016
Transcript:
Phoebe: You're here at the top of y friend chart. Below you, there are categories. There's Sue, my best long-distance friend...Sam, my unattainable friend...Max, my friend who's a boy but not my boyfriend, and Dakota, my frenemy. Marigold: I stopped listening after the part about me. Phoebe: That's the relevant part.
Templo S.U.D. over 7 years ago
gee willikers
Averagemoe over 7 years ago
Add subcatogory for wannabe friend and put Stephanie in it.
codycab over 7 years ago
You’d think that Marigold would smile at the fact that she’s at the top.
Monster Hesh over 7 years ago
But Marigold, surely you understand your friend-value is based on all the people you’re competing against for Feeb’s attention!!
P51Strega over 7 years ago
I like the idea of seeing only your own position without jealousy that there are others, that there are categories that you don’t also head.
Stephen Gilberg over 7 years ago
I don’t remember Sam. When I read “unattainable,” I usually think of a crush….
Lucius Appaloosius over 7 years ago
Well, US is (mostly) between CA and MX….. 7@=Q