Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for December 30, 2016

It clearly says I am not a robot.

We’re from Microsoft and we’re here to “help” you

gotcha

I cannot prove what isn’t true…but I can lie about it.

I usually have to refresh those things five or six times before I can make out what I’m supposed to type.

Why ask her… That makes you a idiot.

Sometimes they are actually using you to decipher text from old manuscripts

I’m reading Sxy8Zop. I think there’s a hidden message there, but not quite sure what.

I never went to medical school, so I can’t read those things: only doctors and pharmacists can do that.

hidden message

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“Be sure to drink your Ovaltine.” ( I have the secret decoder ring)

A lot of the new ones are street signs and house numbers, for some reason I keep getting welsh street signs to enter. And some times I get obscure mathematical symbols.