Tom Toles for December 13, 2016

Hmm, broken CD would be today, but of course they ARE a broken record.

I guess the ass-kissing trick is for Romney and other individual Republicans.

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And of course, the so-called ‘conservatives’ who post here.

AYN RAND’s RIGHT HAND {a limerick}

Trump is a colorful brand

long ago sold by Ayn Rand.

He’s her Right’s right hand

and leader of her band

which marches to dominate our land.

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DECK THE HALLS {a rhyme}

Deck the halls with boughs of folly,

and sing the songs of melancholy.

This is because

it ain’t Santa Claus

but the Grinch who’ll be in the White House, by golly.

… Image:

http://beartoons.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/12-9-15-Trump-Grinch-Editorial-Cartoon-Bearman-Cartoons.png

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Irrelevant. All the loopholes have their billions covered.

An elephant faithful one hundred percent.

An ANTI-Sir-Galahad {a rhyme}

The mainest cause that things are bad

is that by The Donald we’ve all been had,

Alarming it is that Rightists tend glad,

as also’s the Rooskies’ ominous Vlad.

They cheer for an ANTI-Sir-Galahad

and they cheer for an Emperor thinly clad.

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Yep, the party of independent thinkers all thinking the same thought; how can I make a profit off of this turn of events?

It’s such a big elephant and so full of hate and greed. It did forget that Clinton has nearly 3 million votes more than Trump so far and she is not connected to Russia like Trump and his cabinet are. What a glorious road the Republicans are leading the country down… well a minority of the voters think that. You Republicans have been played so well by Putin and your orange showman. It’s unfortunate that the rest of us will suffer, but not as much as many of Trumps avid fans will.

you poor progressives. welcome to your new world. perhaps you should find a nice quiet room with padded walls for the next 8 years.

Make sure you take any tax cuts for the rich out of any remaining social programs. You certainly want to steal everything you can from the real tax payers.

no more polls or approval ratings…..just nielsen ratings!

The Republicans have chosen someone who was a racist on the campaign trail, a sexist in his life. Someone who dodged taxes and screwed over the little guy throughout his failing businesses. He employed the help of a foreign nation to win this election, but like a good trained dog, the GOP will fall right in line. They will suffer under what ever the GOP does to them, but at least their lives aren’t getting better because of a black guy.

how do you cut taxes for those who pay no taxes [47%]

mwbarr

The rhyme was off too, not the limerick’s AABBA. Not one of his better efforts, or even average ones.

did Giuliani really leave a sinking ship ?