Close to Home by John McPherson for December 17, 2016

that’s almost a doable cubicle layout. (yes, i know they aren’t strictly cubes).

It’s a real honey of a hexible layout.

Hex-agony.

Lots of privacy there!

Aww, how sweet. Sure, it’s okay, honey!

We have a new office with hex cubes but the walls are 4’ high. It’s disorienting to see a space you want to go to but can’t figure out how to get there.

The grubs, the grubs.

The company hive mind.

Don’t give them any ideas. Cubes are bad enough.

They comb the world to find compatible employees.

Corporate think! Make the walls 7 feet tall and re-arrange every night so the employees have to work their way through the maze every morning. Keeps them alert. Also supplies a new metric for evaluating their performance. Brilliant!

I would expect the queen to be in that center one with no way out, and the “workers” feeding her royal jelly. (This is almost certainly my most lame comment ever).

Sweet set up!!!

How to bee happy…

There was a beekeeper named Nash

Who converted his honey to cash

His office inscrutable -

Workers in cubicles!

Desktops with keyboards to mash.