I say that any boob can take And shove a ball in a hole. And I call that sloth. The first big step on the road To the depths of deg-ra-Day— I say, first, medicinal wine from a teaspoon, Then beer from a bottle. An’ the next thing you know, Your son is playing’ for money In a pinch-back suit. And listening to some big out-a-town Jasper Hearing’ him tell about horse-race gambling’. Not a wholesome trotting’ race, no! But a race where they set down right on the horse! Like to see some stuck-up jockey’boy Sitting’ on Dan Patch? Make your blood boil? Well, I should say.
blunebottle over 7 years ago
I do believe you have a valid point there, Aunty!
somebodyshort over 7 years ago
two words Tiger Woods
Carl Premium Member over 7 years ago
or worse, take any golf seriously.
Marvin Premium Member over 7 years ago
Although I use the Internet every day, I am offended by some of its content, like obnoxious old cartoon characters.
Space & Kitten over 7 years ago
It is not the Internet that offends people, It is the B.S. that people put on the Internet that is Offensive and Unnecessary !
DM2860 over 7 years ago
I say that any boob can take And shove a ball in a hole. And I call that sloth. The first big step on the road To the depths of deg-ra-Day— I say, first, medicinal wine from a teaspoon, Then beer from a bottle. An’ the next thing you know, Your son is playing’ for money In a pinch-back suit. And listening to some big out-a-town Jasper Hearing’ him tell about horse-race gambling’. Not a wholesome trotting’ race, no! But a race where they set down right on the horse! Like to see some stuck-up jockey’boy Sitting’ on Dan Patch? Make your blood boil? Well, I should say.
Zen-of-Zinfandel over 7 years ago
“If you give someone a program, you will frustrate them for a day. If you teach them how to program, you will frustrate them for a lifetime.”
Teto85 Premium Member over 7 years ago
BINGO!!!!!!!!