Duck and cover… your feet.If it walks like a duck, well, it might be Lio.What’s the difference in a duck? One of its legs is both the same.What is sauce for the goose may be sauce for the gander but is not necessarily sauce for the chicken, the turkey, the guinea hen, or Lio. (Apologies to Alice B. Toklas and her cookbook.)Like scrambled duck eggs? What about scrambled duck legs?So, after this transaction is that a lame duck?Half the fun of having feet is Red Goose Shoes.Observe, Watson, the depth of these footprints. Too deep for any normal duck. What haunts these moors? (from “The Duck of the Baskervilles”.}Sure, you’ve seen a duck’s bill. But if you duck into this alley, I’ll show you a duck with lots of bills.And if you wear holes in the bottoms, you can repair them with duck tape.If life gives you duck feet that don’t fit, make confit.Is this now a lame duck?I swear, I heard a “pssst” from the alley and it sounded just like Mel Blanc.Is this duck just trying to throw Fudd off the trail?If it makes enough money, will it found a Duck Dynasty?An odd duck? That’s what Eva Rose said.Now do that while playing a guitar, Lio, and you could pass for Chuck Berry. Well, not really.Just don’t accept any Christmas dinner invitations from anyone named Cratchit.He traded you his feet. If he’d added his feathers, he’d be trading down. (Thank you, Douglas Adams.)And finally…Bette Midler: “I used to have a large gay following, but finally he lost interest.” No, it doesn’t have anything to do with ducks or geese, but I think its funny.
A mutually satisfactory arrangement has been reached. I just pity the duck in such dire straits that it had to sell its precious webbed feet for ready cash….
Templo S.U.D. over 7 years ago
Uh… what? (Definitely not Aflac though.)
jimmjonzz Premium Member over 7 years ago
Duck and cover… your feet.If it walks like a duck, well, it might be Lio.What’s the difference in a duck? One of its legs is both the same.What is sauce for the goose may be sauce for the gander but is not necessarily sauce for the chicken, the turkey, the guinea hen, or Lio. (Apologies to Alice B. Toklas and her cookbook.)Like scrambled duck eggs? What about scrambled duck legs?So, after this transaction is that a lame duck?Half the fun of having feet is Red Goose Shoes.Observe, Watson, the depth of these footprints. Too deep for any normal duck. What haunts these moors? (from “The Duck of the Baskervilles”.}Sure, you’ve seen a duck’s bill. But if you duck into this alley, I’ll show you a duck with lots of bills.And if you wear holes in the bottoms, you can repair them with duck tape.If life gives you duck feet that don’t fit, make confit.Is this now a lame duck?I swear, I heard a “pssst” from the alley and it sounded just like Mel Blanc.Is this duck just trying to throw Fudd off the trail?If it makes enough money, will it found a Duck Dynasty?An odd duck? That’s what Eva Rose said.Now do that while playing a guitar, Lio, and you could pass for Chuck Berry. Well, not really.Just don’t accept any Christmas dinner invitations from anyone named Cratchit.He traded you his feet. If he’d added his feathers, he’d be trading down. (Thank you, Douglas Adams.)And finally…Bette Midler: “I used to have a large gay following, but finally he lost interest.” No, it doesn’t have anything to do with ducks or geese, but I think its funny.
ACK! Premium Member over 7 years ago
Be kind to our webfooted friends …
tommysmo over 7 years ago
I wish that I had duck feet! (Read the Dr. Seuss book!)
Clearstream over 7 years ago
Ewww….
newyorkslim over 7 years ago
More written-out words. This strip is becoming downright prolix.
Ermine Notyours over 7 years ago
If the duck can sell enough feet, he would have a world wide of web feet.
halvincobbes Premium Member over 7 years ago
“I wish I had duck feet.”
nerdhoof over 7 years ago
Why does a duck have webbed feet? To stamp out forest fires. Why does an elephant have flat feet? To stamp out burning ducks.
neverenoughgold over 7 years ago
Duck Soup?
Not the Smartest Man On the Planet -- Maybe Close Premium Member over 7 years ago
Ouch!
Sisyphos over 7 years ago
A mutually satisfactory arrangement has been reached. I just pity the duck in such dire straits that it had to sell its precious webbed feet for ready cash….