Boy: My thoughtful handmade anniversary gift to you is my fingernail, which I've grown out and had cut into a house key so I'll never lock us out again.
that’ll be a problem when the fingernail breaks inside the lock
And how did he give it to her in a gift bag?
I got it. That’s her gift for him.
She looks a little disappointed.
Oh yeah, he nailed that gift…
He nailed it!
Owwwww!
Sounds handy.
And she’ll never let him near her again.
And she has something for you, man, get the point?
How sweet!
November 07, 2013
Templo S.U.D. over 7 years ago
that’ll be a problem when the fingernail breaks inside the lock
PoochFan over 7 years ago
And how did he give it to her in a gift bag?
PoochFan over 7 years ago
I got it. That’s her gift for him.
Andrew Sleeth over 7 years ago
She looks a little disappointed.
I AM CARTOON LADY! over 7 years ago
Oh yeah, he nailed that gift…
PerkandCindy Premium Member over 7 years ago
He nailed it!
3pibgorn9 over 7 years ago
Owwwww!
ToborRedrum over 7 years ago
Sounds handy.
wiatr over 7 years ago
And she’ll never let him near her again.
the humorist formerly known as Hotshot1984 Premium Member over 7 years ago
And she has something for you, man, get the point?
bookworm0812 over 7 years ago
How sweet!