Steve Breen for October 06, 2016

The cooks are different……. it’s their choice, not yours……

Try ordering soup……………….

Ah, the famous zen hamburger stand, where the standard order is “Make me one with everything.”

@ WOODNFLINT: Well, neither one of them is giving you “everything” then. Can you sue the restaurant for false advertising?

Heavy, heavy…..

Or come to think of it, when you order a pizza with everything, shouldn’t it have a hamburger with everything on it? And vice versa.

Another of life’s never-ending imponderables.

Richard Russell: excellent reinterpretation and very, very funny.

I’d like a pizza with mayo, mustard, ketchup, lettuce, pickle, tomato, and a hamburger with pizza sauce, Mozzie cheese, pepperoni, Italian sausage and a jalepeno.———————————————————-

That’s why.

Ditto for an “everything” bagel

We’re now getting into deep philosophical issues with these guys.

At best, it will still be limited to “everything” in stock at the time.

Every Thing should also include the Addams Family’s dismembered hand

I suppose the real issue here is that the “Pizza with Everything” ought to include the “Hamburger” as part of the “Everything”, and versy vicey.

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Why are not the two everythings the same?

Hamburger people are smart enough to avoid anchovies.

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Gee, where’s Putin’s apologist? He should have been here by now.