Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for October 21, 2016

And here I thought it was due to early climate change…

So, this is all because Thag wanted beachfront property in Portugal.

Like most theories of its kind when the scientist came up with Plate Tectonics, they thought he was crazy!

Had to do something. It was way out of balance.

These Planet Renovators cheated poor Thag. They had already finished breaking up Pangaea 174 million years before. Sure, it was a big job, but they got paid twice.

Just think how the people of Earth would be if it never separated!

He should be talking to some kind of Permian intelligent life form, not Neandertal. Shame on you for not extending your imagination there Mr. Rickart, you know the closest things to mammals then were the Synapsids and ruled the Earth till the end of the Permian where Hot House Earth killed off most of the life forms on land and in the oceans.

While it might not be historically accurate, this was a pretty clever idea Rickard came up with.

The emblem on his uniform makes him look like a Dead Head….In fact, I think that’s the guy at Dead concerts that is always yelling Jerryeeeee……“Play Dark Star, Jerryeeee! Jerryeeeeeeee!!!!”.

Isn’t this a microaggression against Neanderthals. They could make a case, but unfortunately they do not go to college. (Well…maybe some of the offensive linemen…)

It’s called “gerrymandering,” Republicans love it. (That’s why it’s expensive.)

It’s interesting that when I look at a globe South America and Africa look like pieces of jigsaw puzzle.