February 07, 2019
January 17, 2018
“Don’t worry, the pain won’t last long.”
We just had a jack-o-lantern carving contest and our strategy was “Don’t carve the pumpkin, decorate it.”
You should’ve hired Lio to do that. He makes wicked pumpkins.
AUGH! You didn’t tell me you were going to KILL it!
Hannibal the cannibal
I don’t think Hobbs will last that much longer
Who let Calvin loose with a knife?!?!?!?!
I’d rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.
Technically, what he’s about to do is a lobectomy, not a lobotomy.
Hobbs, make sure he carves the mouth last so you don’t have to hear the pumpkin scream.
“Jack time for your lobotomy.”I did NOT see that coming: I laughed out loud.
Poor Jack
The hard part is sculpting the teeth without breaking one off.
Here’s to all those rotten jack-o-lanterns I left behind.
It’s getting violent in the house! :-D
How do you carve a Jack-O-Lantern? You take a pumpkin and cut away everything that doesn’t look like a Jack-O-Lantern!
@Night-Gaunt49 “The Land of Oz” was always my favorite of the Baum Oz books, but my all-time favorite was “Kabumpo in Oz”, by Ruth Plumly Thompson.
I can think of some people on GoComics who could do with a lobotomy.
Don’t worry. It isn’t any of you!
Great green gobs of greasy grimy pumpkin guts
Mutilated monkey meat
Hairy pickled piggy feet
French fried eyeballs floating in some kerosene
And me without a spoon…
c/o Boy Scouts everywhere (modified slightly for Halloween)
Right! Silly mixed up me! Least I got Oz right….
“I’d rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy … "
(From online) Fun comic here.
BE THIS GUY over 7 years ago
“Don’t worry, the pain won’t last long.”
the calvinosaurus that calvin wanted to discover over 7 years ago
We just had a jack-o-lantern carving contest and our strategy was “Don’t carve the pumpkin, decorate it.”
bigcatbusiness over 7 years ago
You should’ve hired Lio to do that. He makes wicked pumpkins.
legaleagle48 over 7 years ago
AUGH! You didn’t tell me you were going to KILL it!
somebodyshort over 7 years ago
Hannibal the cannibal
Brian K over 7 years ago
I don’t think Hobbs will last that much longer
kmwtigger over 7 years ago
Who let Calvin loose with a knife?!?!?!?!
orinoco womble over 7 years ago
I’d rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.
awgiedawgie Premium Member over 7 years ago
Technically, what he’s about to do is a lobectomy, not a lobotomy.
MickMaus over 7 years ago
Hobbs, make sure he carves the mouth last so you don’t have to hear the pumpkin scream.
Aaberon over 7 years ago
“Jack time for your lobotomy.”I did NOT see that coming: I laughed out loud.
Chad Cheetah over 7 years ago
Poor Jack
tuslog1964 over 7 years ago
The hard part is sculpting the teeth without breaking one off.
zeexenon over 7 years ago
Here’s to all those rotten jack-o-lanterns I left behind.
JDSmith82 Premium Member over 7 years ago
It’s getting violent in the house! :-D
Godfreydaniel over 7 years ago
How do you carve a Jack-O-Lantern? You take a pumpkin and cut away everything that doesn’t look like a Jack-O-Lantern!
Godfreydaniel over 7 years ago
@Night-Gaunt49 “The Land of Oz” was always my favorite of the Baum Oz books, but my all-time favorite was “Kabumpo in Oz”, by Ruth Plumly Thompson.
Number Three over 7 years ago
I can think of some people on GoComics who could do with a lobotomy.
Don’t worry. It isn’t any of you!
xxxneverenoughgold over 7 years ago
Great green gobs of greasy grimy pumpkin guts
Mutilated monkey meat
Hairy pickled piggy feet
French fried eyeballs floating in some kerosene
And me without a spoon…
c/o Boy Scouts everywhere (modified slightly for Halloween)
Lagoulou over 7 years ago
Right! Silly mixed up me! Least I got Oz right….
rgcviper about 2 months ago
“I’d rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy … "
(From online) Fun comic here.