Breaking Cat News by Georgia Dunn for October 25, 2016
Transcript:
Lupin: The annual gourd sacrifice has begun. Puck: It's a somber occasion on the dining table, Lupin, as the People begin their yearly ritual. The organs are removed with ceremonial tools reserved for gourd sacrificing, and then later fired and devoured, presumably for their power. Elvis: It is unclear why the People worship a pumpkin god. Or why it's such a goofball... Lupin: Gain the power... Puck: No, Lupin, don't! It tastes terrible! Elvis: Are they mocking their god? Is this a protest? Puck: After carving a face into their sacrifice, the People place a jar full of Christmas lights in it. To represent the jar of Christmas lights in each of us. Woman: Honey, I think Lupin got into some pumpkin. Lupin: Am I sticky with power? Or just sticky?
DankMemes over 7 years ago
“Am I sticky with power or just sticky”XD best quote lupin has ever said
RH3 over 7 years ago
Lupin, listen to Puck’s interpretation of the ritual! You cannot gain the power from the raw innards. They have to be fired first.
Lady Bri over 7 years ago
“To represent the jar of Christmas lights in each of us”—best quote ever. :)
hawgowar over 7 years ago
I’ve been told that all-white cats with blue eyes are deaf, but my grandmother had several over the decades, and all would answer to call, even from the barn.
MIHorn Premium Member over 7 years ago
“The Christmas lights in all of us” Wonderful!
A R V reader over 7 years ago
Garfield did the same once in a Halloween special, thinking it was lasagna.
smorbie the great and beautiful over 7 years ago
I don’t think Lupin as portrait here is deaf. I know the real Lupin is, but it’s not a genetic thing. He had a bad infection as a baby.
coffeeturtle over 7 years ago
Best reporting ever! :-D
KJM15 over 7 years ago
The look on Lupin’s face after eating pumpkin guts is PRICELESS! My Tazi makes the same face when he tastes something he doesn’t like!
Charliegirl Premium Member over 7 years ago
Wouldn’t it be funny if cats really were thinking things like this? Such a great imagination you have, Georgia!!!
roberta.forbes.pyle over 7 years ago
Our cat Jingle Belle does not seem frightened by loud noises outside (though she does turn her head and prick her ears toward the sound with a “What’s that?” expression). Yesterday, though, we of the Inland Empire were treated to a series of storms laden with heavy lightning and thunder. Jingle was sitting in my lap through a series of flashes and rumbles, until a particularly bright flash followed immediately by a tremendous BA-BOOOOOM! sent Her Rotundity leaping from my lap and scooting under the couch. (My cubby hubby opines that Jingle fled because I jumped and shrieked at the thunderclap, but let us agree to disagree…)
dogday Premium Member over 7 years ago
Well, either Lupin got into the pumpkin of the Kitty Clairol he was trying went awry.
prrdh over 7 years ago
The mystery of the gored gourd.
bonita.eley over 7 years ago
The jar full of Christmas lights in all of us…aw…pretty deep thought!
gajjala.vineel over 7 years ago
Lol
SuperCharged5- over 4 years ago
Gain the power…