Time for Earl to switch to cotton candy, I think. If you forget and leave it in your pocket, the wash destroys the evidence. (Remember that viral video a few months ago of the raccoon who thought he ought to wash it before he ate it.)
This is a man who thinks in the moment, never contemplating what might result from his actions. Women! Stay Away From This Type!!!! horrid over a period of years.
M&M was developed during WWII for the troops to have chocolate without it melting in hot locations. So, why should it melt in the wash. Dryer, perhaps, but not wash.Try peppermints. They and their wrappers don’t melt in either washer or dryer.
Templo S.U.D. over 7 years ago
Oh, Earl, you DIDN’T!!! (I at times find quite a lot of change in donated purses given to the donation trailer I work at.)
dadoctah over 7 years ago
Time for Earl to switch to cotton candy, I think. If you forget and leave it in your pocket, the wash destroys the evidence. (Remember that viral video a few months ago of the raccoon who thought he ought to wash it before he ate it.)
pelican47 over 7 years ago
Is it worse than pockets full of tissues?
J Short over 7 years ago
Next time Milk Duds.
tom_wright over 7 years ago
I know the feeling, Earl, I KNOW the feeling!
hcarpenter1 over 7 years ago
oh Earl will you never ever learn.
Linguist over 7 years ago
Been there, done that….and I’m the one who does the laundry !
Usually, it’s that one tissue or receipt stuck in a pocket that I somehow, overlooked.
Today’s laundry day…. After seeing today’s strip, I’m going to triple check pockets.
bfloxword over 7 years ago
my mistake of choice is cough drops.
ianjohnsoncartoonist Premium Member over 7 years ago
Might as well stay there!
jtviper7 over 7 years ago
M&M’s melt in your mouth ( and in water ) not on your hands.
peggykb9 over 7 years ago
Earl wears cargo shorts?
Ginny Premium Member over 7 years ago
This is a man who thinks in the moment, never contemplating what might result from his actions. Women! Stay Away From This Type!!!! horrid over a period of years.
stairsteppublishing over 7 years ago
M&M was developed during WWII for the troops to have chocolate without it melting in hot locations. So, why should it melt in the wash. Dryer, perhaps, but not wash.Try peppermints. They and their wrappers don’t melt in either washer or dryer.
Skylark over 7 years ago
Poor Earl. Sounds like he has become habitually trained to this. then…poor Opal! (but it’s still funny!)