Richard's Poor Almanac by Richard Thompson for December 24, 2018
December 21, 2018
December 25, 2018
Transcript:
horoscope capricorn your tin can habit is get-ting way out of hand aquarius check the kitchen drawer. your coupons have expired. pisces today they will remove your little castle. tomorrow...? aries i'm sorry, we have no horoscope listings under "aries" at this time. taurus you burn oil and pull to the left. gemini you are confident your court appearance will vindicate you & allow you to put these ab-surd allegations behind you. cancer shellfish is very high in cholesterol. beware leo time to thin the herd. virgo you're 39. lost the cats & the sci-fi fandom & get a date. libra you amass enough gravity to attract small satellites. scorpio your plans for global dom-ination fail when all your toadies strike, demanding nicer jumpsuits. sagittarius the "mr. ed" theme song sticks in your head all day, starting right now.
if6was9 over 5 years ago
Wow… surprisingly accurate for an old horoscope post. ;-)
John Wiley Premium Member over 5 years ago
A horse is a horse, of course, of course,
And no one can talk to a horse of course
That is, of course, unless the horse is the famous Mr. Ed. (Bottom right – You’re welcome!)
DCBakerEsq over 5 years ago
Wilbur.
Nicki's ZoMcYo over 5 years ago
How did he know I need to kick that tin can habit? Spooky.
6turtle9 over 5 years ago
I am quite high in cholesterol, but it is the good cholesterol, trust me.
Sisyphos over 5 years ago
I’m not a fan of shellfish, but am of that sign. So, sue me!