Richard's Poor Almanac by Richard Thompson for October 23, 2018
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October 24, 2018
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restaurant closings the following establishments have been closed for health code violations. gobsmacker english cuisine scrod & leeks aghy crimp boiled uggins gobsmacker - food preparation surfaces show evidence of con-tamination by english cuisine. mama medea's family restaurant mama medea's - several question-able items (macaroni & cheese & tacks) listed on children's menu. bump 'n' grind coffee house live nude dancing girls girls girls hot hot hot bump 'n' grind - numerous embar-assing injuries caused by combination of hot beverages & lap dancing. le petomaine's le petomaines friday is big blowout night! all bean chili le petomaine's - closed for inadequate soundproofing, poor ventilation & broken chairs.
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member over 5 years ago
This one is an all-time great.
Kaputnik over 5 years ago
In Blazing Saddles, the governor is named William J. Le Petomane. It was quite a few years before I found out what that actually meant.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Le_P%C3%A9tomane
Teto85 Premium Member over 5 years ago
Gobsmacker is a large chain in England. Scotland, Wales and Ireland have much better food.
Sisyphos over 5 years ago
I don’t “do” places like Bump ‘n" Grind, but I can see where there could be a problem. Wouldn’t the Mickey-D type lawsuits put them out of business more than “health code violations”?