Richard's Poor Almanac by Richard Thompson for July 06, 2018
July 05, 2018
July 09, 2018
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richard's poor almanac colors in the news by richard thompson beige astroners have determined that the universe is basically beige, not, as previously thought, turquoise or avocade or harvest gold. astronomer 1: colonial ivory? buff? sand? off-putty? astronomer 2: nope, beige. the unverse - not to scale multihue the homeland security council has devised a color code to signal the current terrorism alert level. it looks like a tricked up traffic light & everyody gets one to hang in the kitchen. man: ok, it's orange. woman: orange means "head immediately to your designated retail center and commence shopping." green it's the color of all beer served in the u.s. today, except in those counties with blue laws. man 2: what is this loathsome swill? leprechaun: give us another & don't be stingy with the miniature marshmallows.
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member almost 6 years ago
Last panel: LOL
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member almost 6 years ago
The analog kitty clock is a nice touch.
fritzoid Premium Member almost 6 years ago
The color-coded Threat Level system may or may not have been a good idea to begin with, but as applied it quickly became meaningless. Five levels, from green (low risk of terrorist attack) to red (severe risk) and it was ALWAYS at orange (high risk)? What conditions would be needed to lower it to yellow (significant risk), let alone blue (general risk)?
It became apparent as time went on that the purpose was never actually to provide information, it was just to keep people in a state of constant fear…
fritzoid Premium Member almost 6 years ago
On St. Patrick’s Day, drink Guinness. I suppose it’s POSSIBLE to dye it green(ish), but the effect would be slight enough not to make it worth the effort.
For that matter, drink Guinness on Halloween, Cinco de Mayo, Valentine’s Day, and the Fourth of July as well. “It’s good for you!”
Joliet Jake almost 6 years ago
He’s tryin’ to steal me lucky charms!
Sisyphos almost 6 years ago
I fear this has drained all the color from my cheeks! Another beer, barkeep, ASAP!