Richard's Poor Almanac by Richard Thompson for February 05, 2018
February 02, 2018
February 06, 2018
Transcript:
richard's poor almanack, by richard thompson don't pinch that chocolate! confused by the chocolate assortment you received for valentine's day? use this e-z guide. unidentifiable creme that's so sweet it makes you cough. the exact same, only pink. mayonnaise. a topical analgesic. wild ed's hellfire-spittin' bowel rocket hot sauce. pepperjack cheese. organ meats. somebody already pinched this one. depleted uranium and walnuts. this is the knob off a kitchen drawer. nougex, the latest in nougat technology, with unparall tensile fully ten times that of previous nougat. peanuts! run! a half-smoke. helium-infused orange creme. chocolate: pfth- i'm not sure what it is, but it's making a noise.
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member over 6 years ago
Wild Ed’s returns!
PO' DAWG over 6 years ago
Now that is what I call an assortment. My mother used to be able to tell the content by the swirl of chocolate on top.
ktrabbit over 6 years ago
Good to know, what with Valentine’s coming and all…
Sisyphos over 6 years ago
I think I’ve sampled (see what I did there?) most of those chocolates, except the nougat. Nougat is inedible under any circumstances….