I don’t wash dishes. That’s cause paper plates get soggy in water. Personally, I know I’m descended from Kraft cheese singles, because I was there at the time and I recorded video of it for proof to later generations.
Don’t scoff at organized religion. Weekly services in the dishwasher provides us communion with dishwashing detergent. Hot water washes away the stains of our lives. Rinse compound makes us sparkle again.
Randy B Premium Member almost 8 years ago
We, on the other hand, are descended from Brillo pads.
Ida No almost 8 years ago
I don’t wash dishes. That’s cause paper plates get soggy in water. Personally, I know I’m descended from Kraft cheese singles, because I was there at the time and I recorded video of it for proof to later generations.
Tue Elung-Jensen almost 8 years ago
In other words – lack of emotions. :p … and unable to feel pain ofc.
PoodleGroomer almost 8 years ago
Don’t scoff at organized religion. Weekly services in the dishwasher provides us communion with dishwashing detergent. Hot water washes away the stains of our lives. Rinse compound makes us sparkle again.
Coyoty Premium Member almost 8 years ago
Cleanliness IS godliness.
Randy B Premium Member almost 8 years ago
What?!It’s the intersection of SCIENCE and RELIGION, as practiced in the Galaxy of Failure!