Scary Gary by Mark Buford for June 23, 2016

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    J Short  almost 8 years ago

    He’s on his last leg.

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    David Huie Green ForceIsAUsefulFiction  almost 8 years ago

    I wanna say it’ll grow back but Paul Reubens’ arm didn’t in the original BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER, so maybe not.

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    Doug Taylor Premium Member almost 8 years ago

    Hallmark has a card for nearly everything

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    No-Face (カオナシ)  almost 8 years ago

    Still a head-scratcher.

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    Maizing  almost 8 years ago

    Are the cards in the “Zombie Mutilation” section for people mutilated by zombies or for zombies mutilated by having their limbs shot off? Gary needs to get the right card, after all.

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    Coyoty Premium Member almost 8 years ago

    “I heard you lost a limb, so I paid an arm and a leg for this card!”

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    ViscountNik  almost 8 years ago

    Shot a zombie in the leg? Noob.

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    Yakety Sax  almost 8 years ago

    Bummer!

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    rocketranger2  almost 8 years ago

    If Gary is 700 years old, how old is his uncle?

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    Sisyphos  almost 8 years ago

    It’s good to see a card section for Zombie Mutilation these days! We certainly need it. Gary may even find one suitable for Uncle Zombie!

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