Richard's Poor Almanac by Richard Thompson for May 16, 2016

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    Wilde Bill  almost 8 years ago

    “Gee Brain, what are we going to do tonight?”“Same thing we do every night, Pinky. Try to take over the world.”

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    Thomas R. Williams  almost 8 years ago

    Stately, plump….

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    Malcolm Hall  almost 8 years ago

    Agenbite of inwit….

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    PoodleGroomer  almost 8 years ago

    The second chapter started with circles and ellipses, and then started making up names for swirls and doodles.

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    Sisyphos  almost 8 years ago

    That beach bum has been out in the sun too long….

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    cutiepie29  almost 8 years ago

    I wish I could have only taken “Introduction to Hatefully Dull Literature,” but no, I had to go on to “Intermediate Despised and Boring Literature” and “Advanced Incomprehensible Mind-numbing Literature” before I graduated with my degree. And that’s not even mentioning “Great Books Everyone wants to be able to Say they’ve Read, but Nobody actually Wants to Read.”

    As the joke goes, Science majors say, “How does it work?” and English/Humanities majors say, “D’you want fries with that?”

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    Mayor Snorkum  almost 8 years ago

    I was chagrined to see that "The Scarlet Letter’ and “The Spoils of Poynton” didn’t make the list. I had to read those in high school, and, even worse, there were no Classic Comics versions of these godawful books.

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