But really… shouldn’t persons sentenced to a term of incarceration for their lack of civilized behaviors be learning to make beer, beer being one of the essentials of any civilized people? I recommend a federally funded study of beer’s civilizing influence. I can start immediately, just as soon as the check clears.
Day 1: I like beerDay 2: It makes me a jolly good fellowDay 3: I like beerDay 4: It helps me unwindDay 5: and sometimes it makes me feel mellowDay 6, Study conclusion: I like beer.And on the seventh day, the report was submitted to a Congressional sub-committee.If you want more information, I will need another $50K grant to continue the study. Further work should allow comparison of beer with whiskey, champagne and vodka.
I has come to my attention that some people have been circulating rumors that my study was actually just blatant plagiarism of a once popular country and western song. I hasten to assure you that this is not the case. In fact, this similarity of outcomes shows that we have carried out the research and arrived at similar conclusions under the most rigorous of scientific disciplines, supporting some popular beliefs in the process. Frankly, had our results not agreed with what is so obviously true, I would question its validity.
Randy B Premium Member about 8 years ago
But what about the insidious poh-TAH-toh?
Mad-ge Dish Soap about 8 years ago
Winnie The Pooh and a Tigger day too. poohtaytoo
Meh~tdology, fka Pepelaputr about 8 years ago
YUM!Prison Wine!Serve with a Kaopectate chaser.
The Old Wolf about 8 years ago
Taters!
William Neal McPheeters about 8 years ago
Pooty-tang!!! Much safer and so good it makes your eyes water.
Brass Orchid Premium Member about 8 years ago
But really… shouldn’t persons sentenced to a term of incarceration for their lack of civilized behaviors be learning to make beer, beer being one of the essentials of any civilized people? I recommend a federally funded study of beer’s civilizing influence. I can start immediately, just as soon as the check clears.
Lyons Group, Inc. about 8 years ago
Oh the pain, the pain, the pain…
No-Face (カオナシ) about 8 years ago
Precious, what’s taters?
Sisyphos about 8 years ago
As ye sow, so shall ye reap.Read it and reap, kiddos in the slam….
Brass Orchid Premium Member about 8 years ago
Day 1: I like beerDay 2: It makes me a jolly good fellowDay 3: I like beerDay 4: It helps me unwindDay 5: and sometimes it makes me feel mellowDay 6, Study conclusion: I like beer.And on the seventh day, the report was submitted to a Congressional sub-committee.If you want more information, I will need another $50K grant to continue the study. Further work should allow comparison of beer with whiskey, champagne and vodka.
Brass Orchid Premium Member about 8 years ago
I has come to my attention that some people have been circulating rumors that my study was actually just blatant plagiarism of a once popular country and western song. I hasten to assure you that this is not the case. In fact, this similarity of outcomes shows that we have carried out the research and arrived at similar conclusions under the most rigorous of scientific disciplines, supporting some popular beliefs in the process. Frankly, had our results not agreed with what is so obviously true, I would question its validity.