Bloom County by Berkeley Breathed for November 25, 2023

Sounds like a new career opportunity for Opus.

More prudent, lady, to drool and fantasize over Opus in his skivvies. Cops frown on ladies who off awful hubbies….

do you think Opus could help her husband sleep with the fishes?

Of course, if she’d had an ounce of backbone she’d have left him years ago. So sometimes we get the life we deserve.

Isn’t Opus a lump, too?

She sait: “I missed you so much”, as she reloaded for another shot.

Please don’t shoot Opus!

Opus in skivvies is a meager substitute. But he keeps that gun unfired nightly.

There was a woman

A lonely woman

Who lost her love

Through her indifference

And PENGUIN LUST!