Bloom County by Berkeley Breathed for June 28, 2022

“Fib, Fool, Fake & Falsify” would be a great name for a law firm.

I’d much prefer a majority of Opus Pengui [order Sphenisciformes, family Spheniscidae, genus Magnus Nasus] on the Supreme Court than Opus Dei. It would get a lot more respect than the current bunch.

But did he remember to bring his asbestos swimsuit?

Typical day in Congress!!

Or a campaign slogan

Why not? Congress does that to the American people all the time.

Dodge, prevaricate, misdirect, answer the question you want to answer rather than what is asked and most of all bribe (I mean campaign donations).

“Fib Fool Fake and Falsify would be a great name for a Senate sub-committee.

Just fill your “pockets” with some of what’s left of that money and you’ll go home scot-free and with a few Congress-Critters in those pockets…

( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)

Worry not, Opus; war contractors do it every day with no problem!

“truth in advertising” is not advised for law firms

Wasn’t Opus wearing a pajama top yesterday as he got ready for bed?

“Fib, Fool, Fake & Falsify.” The job description for every federal Congressperson and Supreme Court justice.

It’s do or die (in prison!) time, Opus! Get your act in gear!