It’s all random. When people ask me how did I get three very good looking boys I either reply that there was a cute kids sale at Babies ’R Us (buy two get one free) or that ugly skips generations in my family.
Sums up the personality of Steve Dallas in four little panels. Fun fact, Lawyer Dallas is the only character to appear in all four of BB’s strips. Steve and “Saigon John” (Cutter John, of course) are the only ones who jumped from The Academia Waltz to Bloom.
So, Steve doesn’t mind paying massive $$$ for 18 – 21 years as long as the kid is cute? That just doesn’t ring true! Steve is more likely to abscond as soon as he gets the word he’s about to become a Daddy and disavow all connection with the Mother To Be.
Kinda like a certain orange buffoon currently in power has done, several times.
Alexander the Good Enough over 4 years ago
Caution! Incel at work!
allen@home over 4 years ago
The man has no clue.
some idiot from R'lyeh Premium Member over 4 years ago
C’mon! It’s simple biology.
lucky444 over 4 years ago
“pushing the right buttons”?
mattro65 over 4 years ago
It’s all random. When people ask me how did I get three very good looking boys I either reply that there was a cute kids sale at Babies ’R Us (buy two get one free) or that ugly skips generations in my family.
rogerd.parish over 4 years ago
This looks like a very old strip!
V45mikky over 4 years ago
He’s pushing the wrong buttons and is not going to have any kids.
jrankin1959 over 4 years ago
And that, gentle reader, is why Steve Dallas remains a bachelor to this very day…
Diat60 over 4 years ago
Seems like a good start to a relationship might be to remember your date’s name.
sparkle 13 Premium Member over 4 years ago
Steve, you think those fanny bangers kick ass…..lol
JohnFarson19 over 4 years ago
Sums up the personality of Steve Dallas in four little panels. Fun fact, Lawyer Dallas is the only character to appear in all four of BB’s strips. Steve and “Saigon John” (Cutter John, of course) are the only ones who jumped from The Academia Waltz to Bloom.
dvmsecurity over 4 years ago
He wants his drink served in the face. Followed by a purse-smacking.
craigwestlake over 4 years ago
Ah, Steve’s such a sensitive caring New Age guy…
pamela welch Premium Member over 4 years ago
Steve Dallas, you are completely clueless.
billtrav over 4 years ago
With his knowledge of women’s biology Steve belongs in the Tennessee legislature.
Sisyphos over 4 years ago
Witless wonder! How has he survived until now? Why did Sally/Susan ever ever agree to have a drink with him?!
jrlind55 over 4 years ago
A man sued his wife when they had ugly children. Turns out, she hadn’t told him about all the cosmetic surgery she’s had before they met.
john_chubb over 4 years ago
So, Steve doesn’t mind paying massive $$$ for 18 – 21 years as long as the kid is cute? That just doesn’t ring true! Steve is more likely to abscond as soon as he gets the word he’s about to become a Daddy and disavow all connection with the Mother To Be.
Kinda like a certain orange buffoon currently in power has done, several times.