Peter should go for BYU, BYU-Hawaii, or BYU-Idaho for I’ve heard students not affiliated with The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints get easy tuition.
Fantasyland, wasn’t that the George Clooney movie? Oh, wait, that’s Tomorrowland. Well, who can blame me for not remembering? It was a pretty forgettable flick.
No, MadCow: he left off “championship sports team”.
But at least hot babes can be found on practically all campuses aside from seminaries. Morning classes are somewhat under the students control, at least after the sophomore year. For a cushy, high-paying job you probably need to be related to someone who can throw you some nepotism.
Don’t know why ‘higher education’ doesn’t have classes on taxi driving or fast food service for those who don’t have high paying jobs in the wings. Yep, employers are screaming for liberal arts grads.
Rereading this one made me think of a joke I heard a while back …
Did you hear about the recent tragedy at a rock concert? A falcon flew onstage from the sky and, sadly, ended the lives of Keith Richards and Mick Jagger.
Max Starman Jones almost 8 years ago
It was nice to include the “affordable tuition.” At least he’s being considerate of Mom and Dad.
Templo S.U.D. almost 8 years ago
Peter should go for BYU, BYU-Hawaii, or BYU-Idaho for I’ve heard students not affiliated with The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints get easy tuition.
Gigantor almost 8 years ago
Fantasyland, wasn’t that the George Clooney movie? Oh, wait, that’s Tomorrowland. Well, who can blame me for not remembering? It was a pretty forgettable flick.
Arbitrary almost 8 years ago
1 can be solved if they have a culinary course.
2 isn’t up to them.
3 would probably be better for off campus housing. Cheaper too.
4 is up to him since he sets his own schedule
5 best choose an engineering course.
6. HA!
Frog-on-a-Log Premium Member almost 8 years ago
Sad thing is, this is actually what a lot of kids look for in a college.
AtariDragon almost 8 years ago
No, MadCow: he left off “championship sports team”.
But at least hot babes can be found on practically all campuses aside from seminaries. Morning classes are somewhat under the students control, at least after the sophomore year. For a cushy, high-paying job you probably need to be related to someone who can throw you some nepotism.
legaleagle48 almost 8 years ago
No. 6 is what makes Peter’s wishlist a REAL fantasy!
SKJAM! Premium Member almost 8 years ago
Isn’t Peter a baby boomer who’s been trapped in comic strip time?
Thanksfortheinfo2000 almost 8 years ago
Well, that rules out DIsneyworld, too…
Flatlander, purveyor of fine covfefe almost 8 years ago
Don’t know why ‘higher education’ doesn’t have classes on taxi driving or fast food service for those who don’t have high paying jobs in the wings. Yep, employers are screaming for liberal arts grads.
alangwatkins almost 8 years ago
College? I can’t remember, did his glitter covered lucky sweatshirt help him pass his finals?
MeGoNow Premium Member almost 8 years ago
He barely fit for an apprenticeship in solid waste management.
Rose Roever almost 8 years ago
How about FREE college tuition via Bernie Sanders? Bwa-ha-ha-ha-ha!!
librarian4hire almost 8 years ago
Won’t help if you want to go to a private college. Just state schools.
danketaz Premium Member almost 8 years ago
Well, Florida does have several schools that top the Party list. Go for it!
phoenixnyc almost 8 years ago
The University of Massachusetts at Amherst, Peter. They don’t call it Zoo Mass for nothing.
rgcviper almost 8 years ago
Rereading this one made me think of a joke I heard a while back …
Did you hear about the recent tragedy at a rock concert? A falcon flew onstage from the sky and, sadly, ended the lives of Keith Richards and Mick Jagger.
Killed two Stones with one bird.
Ducking now …
alecgiacometti almost 6 years ago
Because he’s sure not going to get a scholarship
nandayconures! about 5 years ago
fEeD tWo BiRdS WiTh OnE sCoNe
-itz_cuki- almost 3 years ago
Jason is drinking tomato juice again
Bullseye about 1 year ago
what is that drink he id always drinking