Tom Toles for April 13, 2016

I read somewhere that he is selected to be our next president.

Ol’ Blue Eyes is gone, way FAR gone. An’ he ain’t commin’ back!

Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam … Sham, Sham, Sham, Sham … Scam, Scam, Scam, Scam …

The lady said NO, NO, NO until her last gasp, but she soon runs out of breath.

Well, they say that anyone who wants to be President isn’t qualified…..

Trying to play Julius Cesar by refusing the “crown” of Emperor – or in this case President of the U.S. – three times before he magnanimously accepts. Wait and see.

I like it. I would not be at all surprised if the next president is named Ryan.

Compared to Rubio, I think Ryan is managing his career well. I fully expect that he’ll run on his own ticket eventually. This creep show, however, is worth a pass.

No, I have met ‘Condi’ and she’s not as bright as you might think. Accomplished yes, but not as bright.

You mean this Condoleeza Rice?The Condi that was a director at Chevron at the time? Yeah, we really need a female Dick Cheney.

Ryan is to busy making tax breaks for the richest and corporations and destroying the American health care system while increasing the worlds highest military budget.That’s the right wing plan for your tax dollars, I don’t think any will be directed back at you, that would be socialism.

I hope you are kidding. I can’t think of a worse ticket. She really was a female Dick Cheney. They both want to keep the 1% rich and taking everything away for those in poverty, and keeping the middle class disappearing into poverty.I know that we liberals think if we talk sense that conservative will see their “errors”. That is presumptuous of liberals because conservatives see things in a completely different way and the 2 will never agree.

Ryan, like Julius Caesar, wants the GOP Convention to beg him to take the crown. Eddie Munster is not fooling me.

If your planning on being President like your tenure (so far) as speaker then I will join you in “no”.

Ryan is busy running a campaign to keep his own job as house speaker. He is trying to create an identity for congressional Republicans that is different from Cruz and Trump. Ryan is one of the many Republicans who does little more than simply oppose Obama. If he had his way he would gut Medicare and Social Security, close the borders and say no to any thing that comes across his desk.

Part of W’s brain trust.