Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for March 15, 2016

I got sucked dry by a bloated leech one time.Then she divorced me!

Sorry,that was too good a set up to pass on.

Isn’t it the troll’s job to keep the bridge safe?

Bilan, no it’s the troll’s job to say that Wiley stole the joke from Gutenberg and to irritate us in general……..

It’s the blood worms that you have to worry about, really.

I knew a troll, he used to say that he was misunderstood.

Leeches were a problem in Vietnam. At night they would slither their way up the leg until they reached the crotch. We used the lit tip of a cigarette to burn them off. Nasty things.

Typical horse behavior put into words, for a big animal they’re afraid of everything.

Danae’s worried about vamp;ire slugs or leeches, and yet all have so far avoided…

Poor Lucy, listening to tv fantasy again. Maybe Danae will just havta look under that muddy bridge; but what for? Those ancient legends are great for story plots..

I hear that if you saute vampire slugs with some morels, they aren’t that bad….Add a little troll hair for a spicy dish…….

:D My bay pony would be totally in with Lucy’s reasoning.

BTW, the funniest thing about equines. They often find things scarier on the ride out, then they do on the ride back. Especially, the closer to dinner time it is. Stomach wins over fear?

Bloodsucking leech? Why would a Lawyer want to live under a bridge?

@cindyorch

Take my wife,please! Ba da bing…

Thanks for the reminders of African Queen. One of the best movies of all time. I’ll take this as a cue to watch it again, soon.

Isn’t it the African queen leeches that have the royal jelly oil that keeps the engines lubricated?