The truth behind the Elsie, Elmer, and Ferdinand love triangle is yet to be told. Ed Wynn is in there somehow, too:.http://elsie-n-elmer.tumblr.com/.Elmer was never the same after that, and ended up selling the bovine version of “Streetwise,” as alluded to above by wildcatherder. In extreme bitterness, Elmer was the true author of the following Carnation jingle:
Carnation Milk is the best in the land,I’m holding a can right now in my hand:No teats to pull, no hay to pitch,Just punch a hole in the son of a b****..Eventually Elmer became unglued.
orinoco womble about 8 years ago
The sea cows aren’t an expat community, dude.
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member about 8 years ago
Know your customer.
emptc12 about 8 years ago
Taurus, chronically near-sighted, misread the ad that promised “Be Your Own Bos.”
PoodleGroomer about 8 years ago
Always read the fine print at foreign exchange college programs.
J Short about 8 years ago
Didn’t get the seal of approval.
mistercatworks about 8 years ago
This is a homeless cow; give him a break.
twraye about 8 years ago
Why do cartoonists put penguins in the same location as polar bears?
emptc12 about 8 years ago
The truth behind the Elsie, Elmer, and Ferdinand love triangle is yet to be told. Ed Wynn is in there somehow, too:.http://elsie-n-elmer.tumblr.com/.Elmer was never the same after that, and ended up selling the bovine version of “Streetwise,” as alluded to above by wildcatherder. In extreme bitterness, Elmer was the true author of the following Carnation jingle:
Carnation Milk is the best in the land,I’m holding a can right now in my hand:No teats to pull, no hay to pitch,Just punch a hole in the son of a b****..Eventually Elmer became unglued.
bklibancats about 8 years ago
Stop blubbering on. He sealed his on fate by not finishing school.
johnbrown1859 over 4 years ago
“Did I take the wrong train?”