Over the Hedge by T Lewis and Michael Fry for February 12, 2016
February 11, 2016
February 13, 2016
Transcript:
verne: I have good news. ranger rick is not dead. rj: but I read it online. it must be true. verne: he's very much alive and living at the keith richards immortality institute in boca raton. rj: Seriously? verne: he's undergoing some sort of synthetic organ replacement regimen combined with walrus milk colonics. rj: whoa. he's never going to die. verne: Yup. that's the keith richards guarantee. rj: I could use a new spleen. hammy: dibs on your old one!
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hawgowar over 8 years ago
It does seem as if Keith is immortal. Alien, maybe? He’s done enough drugs to OD Chicago, drank enough booze to pickle WC Fields’ liver, and smoked enough cigarettes to cause cancer in an entire small town in Iowa. Yeah, he looks pretty rough, but he’d probably survive a nuclear holocaust.
Two things will survive. Keith Richards, and cockroaches.
Maybe he IS the zombie apocalypse?
juicebruce over 8 years ago
That is one strange looking Hammy !
Lou over 8 years ago
We all have to ask ourselves… What kind of world are we leaving for Keith Richards?
pschearer Premium Member over 8 years ago
Why are spleens so funny? Can someone please exspleen it to me?
Ermine Notyours over 8 years ago
Boca Raton raccoon?
IQTech61 over 8 years ago
R.J. is going to need a new pancreas before he needs a new spleen.
pauljmsn over 8 years ago
I’ve heard the rumor that Keef will play the title role in the next “Mummy” movie.
Seed_drill over 8 years ago
Keith may make it a bit longer, but he looks like an unwrapped mummy.
K M over 8 years ago
I heard that when they gave David Crosby a new liver, his old one had a street value of about six million dollars.
Joken' over 8 years ago
Old rockers never die they just look like it!
rgcviper over 8 years ago
Between the visuals in the first panel and the “spleen” lines in the last, this one made me laugh.