Over the Hedge by T Lewis and Michael Fry for January 21, 2016
January 20, 2016
January 22, 2016
Transcript:
rj: so, verne..you want to be cool? Verne: desperately. rj: nope...first rule of cool: desperation is the opposite of cool. verne: okay. I passionately want to be cool. rj: dude, the less you care about being cool, the cooler you are. verne: so if I were dead, I'd be really cool. rj: you'd be cold. not the same thing at all. verne: i should write all this down.
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juicebruce over 8 years ago
Verne just be true to yourself for there are times when being cool is not cool……………….
Saddenedby Premium Member over 8 years ago
i am really cold and the last time i checked i wasn’t dead. well maybe i should check again.nope – just really cold.
Al Nala over 8 years ago
Narrow-brimmed hat and a saxophone, Verne!
starfighter441 over 8 years ago
I know RJ is carrying a clarinet, but I still hear him playing the Swinging Shepherd Blues in my mind…
danketaz Premium Member over 8 years ago
Nice Clarinet, I wonder who tossed it.
up2trixx over 8 years ago
he’s a turtle. he’d be no colder dead than he is alive
phineas81707 over 8 years ago
Well, you do get more benefits once you’re dead: it becomes less OK to make fun of you.
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member over 8 years ago
Playing the clarinet: definitely UNCOOL. Total Squaresville.Of course, using a word like ’Squaresville" is, ironically, also uncool. But then, I have never in my life been cool, and at this point that covers more time than most of the rest of the population has been alive.
Cedar the squirrel over 3 years ago
literally