Arlo and Janis by Jimmy Johnson for January 06, 2016
Transcript:
Janis: Hi! How are you? Woman: Well... Woman: ...And the pain shoots across right here and sometimes across my back. They've ran every test they can...to run but...find...that...plain why...this pain in...I belie... Woman: So my son-in-law goes to put their house on the market and...discover...have a...the..don't know...going...have to...near...can't... Text: Call me!!
KenTheCoffinDweller over 8 years ago
Shame! Shame! Janis. You did ask.
tammyspeakslife Premium Member over 8 years ago
I remember that woman. It is better not to encourage so much bad self talk.
Reppr Premium Member over 8 years ago
Two whine list cartoons on one day!
DDrazen over 8 years ago
Oh no! She walked into an “organ recital.”
junieb over 8 years ago
Most people actually have families and lives, unlike Arlo and Janis, but they don’t have to bore you with the details.
Schrodinger's Dog over 8 years ago
type quick Janis!
prince valiant Premium Member over 8 years ago
I got away from some pushy salesmen by going into the bathroom, texting my wife to call me at work, then when she did call I had to " go take care of this business call, sorry!"
Joseph McFarlane over 8 years ago
You just can’t say “How are you?” to some people. THEY’LL TELL YOU!!!
ChessPirate over 8 years ago
Reminds me of a what I think is one of the funniest movie scenes I’ve ever seen. In Jerry Lewis’ “The Disorderly Orderly”, he has empathic feelings and he’s wheeling Mrs. Fuzzybee around the garden and listening to her describing all her ailments to the other patients. Then she starts in on her weak bladder…“Mrs. Fuzzybee!” He screams as he’s running full speed toward the restrooms.
JimT8 over 8 years ago
Right.
QuietStorm27 over 8 years ago
That’s my sister. She got into trouble while working at Sprawl-Mart. Her line moved so slowly because she had to tell everyone her life story.
wolfman47130 over 8 years ago
RESCUE ME!!!!!!!
locake over 8 years ago
The trick is to say “Hi, how are you?” while you keep walking. You smile and keep moving. Don’t give these types any chance to sink their hooks into you.
Charliegirl Premium Member over 8 years ago
Too true.
BRI-NO-MITE!! Premium Member over 8 years ago
“Don’t tell folks about your indigestion‘How are you doing?’ is a greeting, not a question.”- Politenessman.
bobviously over 8 years ago
There is an app that will ring your phone for this purpose.
evilstepqueen over 8 years ago
My mother would be the oversharing woman. I swear, every ache and pain to every detail of her day.
ARLOS DAD over 8 years ago
Janis needs to change her route….
milady1 over 8 years ago
This woman is my supervisor at work.
Tarredandfeathered over 8 years ago
When it got to her Relatives and their Real Estate deal, that has gone Way beyond “How are YOU?”.Conversations can Jump the Shark, too.