Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for March 03, 2016

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Enjoy this Classic Tom the dancing bug vintage 1995 "Tom the dancing Bug" Cartoon experts were confounded recently when avant-garde comic character zippy the pinhead made and enigmatic appearance in th extremely mainstream cartoon "family Circus". the only explanation is that the computer transmission of the comics , they crossed electronic paths and accidentally became fused together Other comics have undergone such cyber - metamorphoses in whatever unlikely combinations chance will dictate , often creating horrific synthesis of "underground" and conventional cartoons, Fortunately, watchful editors caught the following mutated comics in time, but that are presented here. Look out for... MUTATED COMIC MIX-UPS CALVINIST HELL boy: want to build a snow man? Rabbit: Whats the point? It'll just melt! Give up, its useless! Rabbit: Snowmen are so depressing! Man: and a psychotic, hallucinating six year old is a laugh riot? Chef: now go wash up for dinner! CATHYS COMEEK Diet concepts blow my mind Irving wants to go out tonight and my lips say the lie "Ok" But IM really "Ok" But Im really freaking out because Im way too fat. SO I start eating ice cream because of my bummer and I go "real smart, cathy. Thats what caused your major problem in the first place" Plus Im thinking that no decent clothes are going to fit me now and Im like how can life be so beautiful and then perfectly sucky and is anyone still reakng this? and there are so many words I can only end it by saying ...AACK! ANDY CRUMB Im blitzed, Pet. out of me head. Shouldn't you get help for your alcoholism? I didn't say anything about alcohol, did I friend Hey man, you seen odie?