You know you’re old when you start avoiding doing old stuff. Have to remember not to walk old. Don’t shuffle. Keep speed up. Don’t stoop. Have to remember not stand around with mouth open. Never let the phrase, “Your generation…” pass your lips. Trim back the ear and nose hair. Use Japanese persimmon soap. (Old man smell is a real thing, not just a Simpsons gag.) And most of all, don’t think of yourself as old. Think mature, competent, reasonably tech-savey. (Oh, and remember to turn off the turn signal.)
Little Caesar over 4 years ago
“Shag the Bag” – must be an Austin Powers product.
PoodleGroomer over 4 years ago
Do you need makeup pads, or should I get a paint roller and tray?
peggykb9 over 4 years ago
As if Burl knows what “walking” really means.
paranormal over 4 years ago
Why get full-body dimple cream? Nobody cares if she has dimples on her butt!
Dani Rice over 4 years ago
I love Joy’s shirt! I need one of those.
MeGoNow Premium Member over 4 years ago
You know you’re old when you start avoiding doing old stuff. Have to remember not to walk old. Don’t shuffle. Keep speed up. Don’t stoop. Have to remember not stand around with mouth open. Never let the phrase, “Your generation…” pass your lips. Trim back the ear and nose hair. Use Japanese persimmon soap. (Old man smell is a real thing, not just a Simpsons gag.) And most of all, don’t think of yourself as old. Think mature, competent, reasonably tech-savey. (Oh, and remember to turn off the turn signal.)
InTraining over 4 years ago
They will load up Ma’s basket and disappear to get he car when she checks out…!
BlitzMcD over 4 years ago
YEAH!! For once – just this once – I agree with Burl.