He shouldn’t do that too often. Corporate will figure out that his sick days correlate to the days when the storage lot is most productive, has fewer unexplained fires, fewer complaints and half the office coffee supply doesn’t vanish.
Back in the day, when I thought I was too sick to go to school and fake a fever, my wise old Ma would declare that I might need an enema. I felt better reeeaaaal fast.
SusanSunshine Premium Member over 5 years ago
And put it in the nice hot drink…. go ahead, stir your coffee with it.
Put it back in your mouth when it says 105°, and watch it for another 5 minutes.
I mean… surely that’s long enough for it to drop back down to 98.6°, right?
So if it still says 101°. you may as well call in sick…. right?
After all, you’re nothing if not honest.
Maybe I should rephrase that. Or not.
Huckleberry Hiroshima over 5 years ago
No light bulbs around there? We used light bulbs.
Ontman over 5 years ago
Just you think he might have a functioning brain cell…
MeGoNow Premium Member over 5 years ago
He shouldn’t do that too often. Corporate will figure out that his sick days correlate to the days when the storage lot is most productive, has fewer unexplained fires, fewer complaints and half the office coffee supply doesn’t vanish.
bookworm0812 over 5 years ago
Well, then he DOES have a fever. normal is 98.6. He’s a tenth of a degree over. He needs to be in bed.
paranormal over 5 years ago
Even though you’re not normal…
oldsmkysyvr over 5 years ago
Back in the day, when I thought I was too sick to go to school and fake a fever, my wise old Ma would declare that I might need an enema. I felt better reeeaaaal fast.
posstockhoarder over 5 years ago
Stick it where the sun don’t shine Burl!