Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for December 18, 2015

Only Imperial stormtroopers are that precise.

But it’s the Jar-Jar Binks Invitational.

To be followed by pin-the-tail-on-the-Wookie.

Use the farce Luke.

Just saw an early showing of the new Star Wars. You won’t be disappointed by it.

Thank Goodness that bad guys are invariably bad shots.

And remember: Star Wars The Force Awakens opens in movie theatres today.

Talk about ‘Off The Mark’!

To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target…

If they were better shots, there would be only one movie…

I could have been a storm trooper. I am that bad at shooting a gun. I can get within 10 meters of the target. That’s why they gave me and airplane and said, “Here, go drop some bombs.”

They are really off the mark today.

LOL!!! Awesome!

Just their luck they other team is Dart Sidius, Dart Maul, and Dart Vader.

The redshirts still died.

I love this!