Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for December 27, 2015

The fat guy in the red suit, of course.

The guy with the pointy/triangular/pizza slice shaped hat?

You’d rather all sit there and watch it get cold? Someone’s gotta take the last piece.

Pizza on a shelf.

Is that a slice of pizza in your hat or are you just happy to see me?

Someone knows, but he’s keeping it under his hat.

Hey, you’re elves. Go make another. Is that so hard?

Six elves are pissed because ONE slice of pizza was eaten. Do the math, you clowns. One slice cut up into seven equal pieces amounts to next to nothing anyway. Get over it and order 2 for 1 next time!

Look to the right, the one next to the Doonesbury elf.

The greediest guy … I suspect Trump, Jobs, Woz, or Gates.

Maybe it was that guy who’s trying to hide in the red-n-white triangular dish on the table?

Delivery available in 30 minutes or less…

I don’t get it. So the elf on the right took the last slice… but what’s the actual joke?

The Not Me ghost from the Family Circus!