Dark Side of the Horse by Samson for October 30, 2015

Probably stepping on another banana peel

Horace, say Hi to Wile E. Coyote when you hit bottom.

Without it, you would be watching where you were walking.

Get the map app with the Cliff Notes.

Originally they were called Cliff’s Notes. My brother, while attending the University of Nebraska, took a class taught by Cliff Hillegass the creator of Cliff Notes. Fun fact.

Here’s another ‘fun fact’. Doctors have identified a syndrome that they’ve called ‘text neck’, actual damage to neck and back caused by constant bending over a smartphone or other screen…

Looks like the market for the maps app is about to hit bottom.

Where would he be?

Probably not going downhill quickly.

I don’t like where this is headed!

Most totally stupid thing I have seen lately. These people at the World Series who paid who knows what for those tickets and sit there watching through their phones! Don’t see it happen live but they got it on their phone! Watch the game idiots and then buy a tape later! Excuse me… wrong ‘era’…. buy a DVD.

Where would you be without your smartphone and its apps? Not in a hospital bed, or not six feet under…

@ Samuli Lintula took a second to get the thumbs up; must need more coffee. Thanks.

If he does survive “attempted murder by phone” he will probably be using medicinal “apps”, ( applications is the real word).